Faces of Nicolas Cage

May i touch your breasts, ma’am?

My penis is thiiiiiiis big ;)

What do you mean you don’t like my hair dye? I did it myself!

Come ON. You’re still out of pickles? I don’t make 10 crappy movies a year to deal with this shit.

This is my disguise for when i steal…..

THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE

Do you think this will get us on the Awkward Family Photo website?

One day, I’m going to steal the Declaration of Independence. Better think twice about forgetting my damn pickles you bastard.

This is the best trip EVER! Road trip, that is.

Man, I can’t believe Hugh Jackman beat me out for Wolverine again. I really thought this rubber hand would seal the deal.